I have a headache today that makes my poor noggin feel
like a melon that's on a crash course with Gallagher..

Of course, the initial whack might be as pleasant
to look forward to as..oh, being hit by a city bus..
but the actual release of pressure inside my
poor aching cranium might bring relief
like Niagara Falls poured into the mouth of a man
that just spent 10 days in the desert without a drink.